Is Danielle Staub Being a Gossip and Shit Disturber Again on Rhonj

Every Tuesday morning, I get an email from i of our interns at THG that briefly runs downwardly the previous night'southward episode of The Existent Housewives of New Jersey and then goes into a longer review, the latter of which I post on the site.

Simply this correspondent only had 2 words to describe this week'due south installment of the Bravo serial: Holy crap!

What acquired such a reaction? Read her detailed have on the hour below and run across if you concur:

This season of RHONJ has had so many bitch fights, cat fights, quarrels, duels, breakdowns, meltdowns, and spars I don't know how the show can e'er keep up in the hereafter. Practise they show these Housewives violent movies and requite them hallucinogenic drugs before releasing them into the wilderness of strip malls, plastic surgery centers, and country clubs that is Franklin Lakes, hoping they volition come across each other and start kicking, biting, screaming profanities, and slinging their purses at each other while the cameras catch every blench-worthy moment?

Information technology sure seems like it.

Tonight's episode was full of such drama.  Of grade, most of it centered around Danielle Staub, simply she solitary cannot create this level of anarchy.  There had to be other women involved and a charity event because Danielle seems to specially bask letting loose and going insane at functions aimed at helping those less fortunate.

Past at present I recollect she deserves her own charity event or at least an intervention that ends up with Danielle inside a windowless white van existence driven off to a secured location where she can calm down under the watchful optics of mental health professionals for a few years.  Her daughters can fend for themselves.

Lord knows they'd probably be improve off without her calling them every ten seconds and screaming, "Mommy's got a piddling situation here!" as she gets prepare to beat a bitch's ass over accidentally cutting her in line at Target or something.

Most of this episode centered around the shit storm that was Kim D.'s mode testify upshot for her boutique, Posche.  (Side note:  Is she trying to spell her store'south proper name like "Porsche" is spelled so it seems classy?  Just wondering.)  The shit began to hit the fan when Danielle felt mistreated by a Posche employee.

For Danielle, the fact that this employee failed to leap up from behind her desk (she was on the telephone) and fall at her feet the minute Danielle walked in the door was grounds for an immediate execution.  Danielle threw a big fat stink near this and stormed in and out of the store multiple times, all while dressed in caput-to-toe blackness like your goth cousin.

My God, this woman craves and creates drama wherever she goes.  If I got pissed every fourth dimension a salesperson was rude to me, I would have spent all of my high school years in a rage over mistreatment at the easily of my local mall's Abercrombie employees.  Kim D. has no sympathy for Danielle over this detail issue and says, "Nobody did anything on purpose to you.  Oh my god, hither she goes once more.  No matter what anyone does yous can't please her."

Danielle tells usa that she is washed shopping at Posche and adds smugly, "And believe me, she will miss my money."  Don't you mean your ex-husband's money?  You accept no job other than beingness the resident lunatic of Franklin Lakes and I don't think that's a paid position, at least not yet.

Afterward asking Jacqueline'south girl Ashley to walk in her fashion show, Kim D. calls Danielle to make amends.  She tells Danielle that she needs to come to the fashion evidence.  Nooooo!  Run for the hills!

Why is Kim D. doing this?!  Has she not but seen firsthand how insane Danielle gets over nothing?  Is this the kind of woman you want attending your clemency event?  "We'll have a wonderful time.  In that location'southward not going to be any craziness," Kim D. reassures Danielle.  "Kim D has no idea what kind of crazy she'southward invited to her style bear witness," Danielle tells u.s..  Does Danielle realize that she is talking about herself here?

Methinks probably not.

Jacqueline and Teresa have as well been invited to this manner prove merely they are well aware their nemesis may be in attendance.  Teresa is nevertheless gung-ho near going but Jacqueline is non quite as convinced.  Caroline comes over to give advice to the ladies almost this situation.

(Second side note:  Caroline'due south plotline in this episode was, believe it or not, about an actual real, relatable issue.  She is going through the painful process of seeing her kids grow and leave the nest.  She's non sure what to do with her life now that she is no longer focused on existence a mom to little kids.  I was shocked to encounter i of our Housewives limited advisable emotion about something truly normal and challenging.)

Of Danielle Caroline tells the girls, "She's crazy, and so why put yourself in that position?"  Worries Jacqueline: "For me going there knowing she's going to be at that place is like me looking for trouble. Good thought - go with that, Jacqui.  "You win by doing zippo," Caroline tells them.  "Exactly," chimes in Teresa, acting like she has followed and comprehended the chat so far.  You know she's just been sitting there fantasizing nigh Shirtless Joe sitting naked in a Jacuzzi full of wads of greenbacks.

The dark of the dreaded fashion prove arrives.  Teresa shows up wearing ten babe seals' worth of fur along with Jacqueline, who is but wearing nearly v babe seals.  Danielle and Kim G. prove up, driven past Kim G.'s inexplicable African American driver.  Danielle has also brought her new bodyguard, Dennis.

We wipe away the tears that Discount Bodyguard Extraordinaire Danny has been left behind and forgotten.  He brings a sure je ne se qua to parties, doesn't he?

As soon as Danielle sees Kim D. sitting with Teresa and Jacqueline her verbal diarrhea begins anew. "When I saw both Teresa and Jacqueline sitting at Kim D.'s table I thought they're just and then drastic to get at me that they have to befriend somebody that was my friend.  This is a total dis.  She will be revealed this evening.  A real friend of mine would never get sit and pause bread with the likes of them," Danielle vomits to us.

Afterwards everyone applauds as the events of the evening get started.  "I will non handclapping," Danielle says icily to anyone within earshot, willing listener or not.  Clearly she is trying to accept a stand to get back at Kim D… or something.  Hither's a thought:  Perchance just don't come to the event in the beginning place?

All the women start modeling but Danielle is and then over it.  "The fashion show got nether fashion.  Past that bespeak I could have cared less.  I wasn't looking, I wasn't participating.  To me the ultimate dis had already been fabricated so my ultimate dis needed to begin."  Oh, yes!  People volition only exist falling all over themselves with shock if you sit and frown in the corner!  Your pouting volition really evidence them who's boss!

Equally her next act of passive-aggressiveness, Danielle picks upwardly her prison cell phone.  "I'thou gonna pretend I'm on the phone," she says to her poor tablemates.  Good lord - this is a true sign that she thinks anybody is looking at her and paying attention to her at all times.  Danielle, you are at a mode show. Perhaps people are looking at the clothes?  Why don't yous but exit if yous're so miserable and pissed?

Kim G. tells Danielle that this jazz with the jail cell phone is not ladylike behavior.  But Danielle is adamant to continue her dis because, in her mind, it is making such a large and devastating touch on on the party.

"Paris Hilton taught me it.  Only pretend you're on the phone.  It pisses people off.  Why should I pay attention?  Why would I maybe intendance who and what is walking on that runway?" she asks usa.  Well, to reply your question, Danielle, mayhap people recall you intendance well-nigh clothes and runways because you came to this manner result?

Meanwhile, Teresa goes ga-ga over every single affair that comes down the runway.  "I like that!  I want that!  Oooo - I like those boots!  Yah!" she screams, sounding like her four-year-quondam daughter. No, Teresa!  Downwards, daughter!  Y'all take no money!

When Jacqueline's daughter Ashley walks downwardly the runway Danielle shouts, "Coke whore!"  "That's when I got a little scrap pissed, I'yard not gonna prevarication," says Danielle of seeing Ashley on the track after Ashley has been "harassing" her.  So y'all weren't angry before when you were making all your false cell phone calls?  Because you kinda seemed angry to me.  Danielle'south final summary is that Kim D. is a piece of shit.

The other women at Danielle'due south table are seeing the crazy coming out and look scared.

Then the two tables start staring each other down across the runway like freaking "West Side Story" only ever so much trashier and without the impressive choreography and catchy tunes.  Jacqueline wants things to simmer, but then Ashley starts making eyes at Danielle.  The tension builds.

A bunch of people get upwardly to go to the bathroom en masse and this is Teresa'south opportunity for a little run-in with Danielle.  Jacqueline tries to put the kibosh on this plan simply it's too late.  Danielle walks past and pretends non to notice them but Teresa says howdy and then starts the slow slide down the molten lava menstruation to hell.

I will say that while I recollect 99.9% of this particular showdown was Danielle'south fault, Teresa does provoke her a fleck here, to be honest.  "What?  Danielle, you're running away?" she says every bit Danielle turns to leave the room where Jacqueline and Teresa sit.

Kim M. unhelpfully steps in and encourages all the women to talk.  They accept friendly yet strained talk for about five seconds and congratulate each other about their daughters existence in way shows.  That's where the nicey-niceness ends.

"I really don't notice this to be a friendly conversation," Danielle tells Teresa.  Teresa tells Danielle that it was Danielle'south fault Teresa got to the tabular array-flipping bespeak way back when and then calls Danielle "honey."  A few episodes ago I said shushing Danielle was like getting a gremlin wet and information technology seems that calling her "dear" has the same effect.   When Danielle's horns brainstorm to sally and her optics plough blood-red Teresa says, "I don't want to telephone call you 'honey.'  Is 'bowwow' better?"  Danielle's head is almost to spin off at this point.  "That'southward a-fuckin 'nuff," Danielle hisses.

In the previews for the adjacent episode we encounter much pilus-pulling, baby seal glaze-yanking, running toward expensive cars, screaming, and the inevitable inflow of the cops.  Those poor, poor cops.  Hopefully they came armed in total riot gear because some serious hoo-ha is going down this time.

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